Free Food Delivery from Schwan’s


ticking time bombSchwan’s, an old timey dairy delivery joint has a promotion starting tomorrow, August 1st, where the first 500,000 customers to sign up to become a new customer will receive $10 in free food. What exactly does that mean? Well, it’s not quite clear. The timed countdown promo site states the rules of the promo won’t even be released until the promo starts. Huh? Check here tomorrow. One thing for sure is that you’ll need to be in a delivery area. Check. Somehow I’m sure a purchase is required, but no news yet. Now is that gift a $10 bag of aging sprouted potatoes? Or is that a $10 tub of Toffee Caramel Crunch Ice Cream? They are specifically non-specific. Is that the new way to promote your business? Have a vague, indirect, obscure give-away to non-verifiable recipients? It’s unclear what time zone they are using (and, yes, I’m unwilling to do the math). So, if you’ve got the time, or more importantly the patience, check it out and let us know, because we’re admitting defeat now, as we surely lack the focus needed for this one.


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