Queen No More


Queen Latifah in Swim SuitWe’re always looking to recruit FamousFatties to help us advance our FattyChow agenda, but today, we’re sad to see that we actually might be losing one.

Chubster Queen Latifah, who emerged from hip hop royalty to take on Hollywood over the last decade, has decided to buddy up with the calorie crunching beast that is Jenny Craig. She’s become a spokesmodel for the diet conglomerate, selling her soul to the food Nazis. Although the Queen insists she does not want to “be skinny” this move provides her with a financial reward for skipping meals. While we certainly don’t mind her lesbian tendencies, we cannot allow any endeavor that restricts a little food indulgence. We’re watching you Queen, and the minute you deflate and start looking like that disgusting old bag of rotting potatoes, Star Jones, we’re adding you to The List.


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