Wanted: Home for Baked Goods


browniesFresh from the oven, warm, gooey, caramel macadamia nut brownies seek home in FattyChow tummy. Must be able to consume entire pan before freshness expires. Prefer candidates that will wash down the chocolatey goodness with tall glasses of cold milk. No offers will be accepted from skinny minnies, calorie counters or anybody that has ever had an intimate relationship with a stair climber, an elliptical machine or SlimFast. Offer expires soon (as I’m chowing down this very minute), so apply today.


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