Archive for July, 2009

Schwan’s, an old timey dairy delivery joint has a promotion starting tomorrow, August 1st, where the first 500,000 customers to sign up to become a new customer will receive $10 in free food. What exactly does that mean? Well, it’s not quite clear. The timed countdown promo site states the rules of the promo won’t [...]


The latest jingle to dance its way into your head is undoubtedly the new Ice Cream & Cake promo being run by the fun folks at Baskin and Robbins. Did you know there’s actually a full song? You can see the video on YouTube, of course. Me, I’m happy with the edited commercial version [...]


There are those that will eat any ol’ bowl of broth with vermicelli noodles and consider it good pho. Pho is cheap, popular in the PNW where there is a large Asian population, and, unfortunately, very trendy right now, which makes every asshole in the world want to open a pho restaurant.
Signature on lower Queen [...]


A new season of Hell’s Kitchen aired on Tuesday, July 21st and proved, yet again, that summer TV isn’t always for network shows that can’t hang with the big cats during the fall line-up. Gordon Ramsay has always been a favorite of the Fatties—as is anyone that can spew bile so eloquently. “Fuck off, you [...]


Sure, you’ll try, but failure is certain. I challenge you. Simply dine at the new Long’s Provincial (located downtown Seatown on 2nd Ave) without making one Long Duk Dong reference. Impossible. It simply cannot be done. I’m sure all the waiters have been overwhelmed with questions about parking the car, all in an effort to [...]


While the Fatties are devout followers of the cupcake artistry at Trophy Cupcakes, we’re more than happy to savour tiny cakes wherever and whenever they sprout. Cupcake Royale is yet another Seattle cupcake bakery whipping up little cake goodies topped with delicious mounds of creamy frosting, and now they are doing it at a new [...]


Visit your local Starbucks tomorrow before 10:30am with invitation in hand and enjoy one of their new pastries free of charge! To print the invite:
http://www.starbucks.com/retail/print_free_pastry.html
Or if you have a fancy phone, open this page in a mobile device and flash it to the barista:
http://www.starbucks.com/FreePastryDay
Note that Starbucks wised up after the KFC/Oprah incident and [...]


Celebrate the sensational Slurpee this weekend and head to your local 7-Eleven on Saturday July July 11th for a freebie serving of your favourite flavour. This icy treat has been a summertime fav of the fatties for many, many years. And although I like to taste test drive the new flavours (since you have to [...]


Friday, July 10th is Cow Appreciation Day at Chik-Fil-A. Unfortunately, there are no chicken shacks here in Seattle (closest locale is up in Bellingham on campus at Western). Still, we couldn’t pass up promoting a food event this cool. Simply fully dress up like a cow (they say you must “make an effort head to [...]


Well, maybe not exactly to the death, but it is delightfully good fun to watch the professional foodies get berated by judging diners, whether they be curmudgeon critics or silly girl scouts. Hosted by Kelly Choi (who?), this reality series subjects serious prize-laden chefs to food contests with an ultimate prize of a $100K donation [...]